Fakes how i met your mother

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Perhaps most engagingly, given how staggeringly unlikeable the characters have felt at times, is that Barney's hangover elixir is actually made up of a bunch of random ingredients Funyuns. Our Authors The people who write this stuff. Robin's dad Ray Wise appears in a made-up flashback and photos posing with "Weekend at Barney's"-mode Barney. It turns out to be a lie for Barney's benefit. Barney says in the end that after that he banged a hundred chicks and invented a salad. They came to a conclusion that a set of rules for bros called the Bro Code will be made and written by Barnabus Stinson the Barney of that era.

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But how does the concoction go down. When Ted is reluctant to cooperate with Barney's plan to pick up women at the airport by putting bags on a carousel, Barney begins telling "a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel". That's not to say there aren't asides and flashbacks and flash-forwards and all the rest of the narrative tics that the show does, but there are fewer guest stars, and the gist of the episode ties directly into glimpses of Future Ted and Future Mother that make sense when tied in with a big wedding weekend. Barney says in the end that after that he banged a hundred chicks and invented a salad. Dibs was lost at sea-" but is interrupted by Ted. Barney did not say "True Story" for this story. Robin makes some "that's just what the bride wants to hear" jokes when Barney says that their made-up "Weekend at Barney's" prank was way better than the wedding could possibly be, but the nuptials are never actually in doubt.

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That takes us back to Barney, passed out in a Farhampton Inn hallway and the gang unable to wake him up by remembering the secret ingredient of Barney's famous Stinson Fixer Elixir, a hangover cure that has worked in the past for each of them. Barney says that beside Saint Valentine was Saint Desperatius there to pick up insecure bridesmaids. We learn that Marshall wins a future Supreme Court election race, but only after he loses his hair and is led to believe that he lost the election. Just after the Broath was made a group of ninjas came out and try to kill Caesar who beats them up and killed Brotus for betraying him. Barney's out cold, and he's supposed to be in family photos that Robin's dad has paid for.

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